I had my first poker stalker last night.
I usually relax with a couple of tournaments after the monotony of work. 
The table I was placed seemed pretty weak and I was able to push people off of
hands. I came in to a hand raising suited connectors and hit an open-ended draw from
the flop. I checked the flop and one player made a small bet, I raised in an
attempt to push him off but, he called. The turn card completed my draw and we
got it in. Needles to say I won and that is when the fireworks started. He hit
trips on the flop and believed I should have folded to his small bet post flop.
After about ten minutes of monolog I thought he left but he stuck around as an
observer to continue the critique of my game. This went on for about fifteen minutes;
I did not respond to him, I was enjoying his words. Later in the night I was
playing a PLO tournament and guess who showed up as an observer to type more
colorful metaphors? The best part of the story is I busted him from a $2.20 Pokerstars
tournament, all that anger for that little of a buy-in. I am use to people
that steam after a bad beat or bust out but never had someone follow me to
another game.  

     Anyone else have a good stalker stories?
Last night had me laughing so hard.