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Dear Variance.
MSpringer
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May 13, 2014 - 10:04 am
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     Ive never been good with putting my thoughts into words and I don’t want you to misunderstand what I am trying to say but I think we need a break. We have had a rough couple of months and it seems like all we ever do is bump heads anymore and you always seems to get in the last word when we get like that.  Its not a healthy relationship. 

    We have had some good times and made lots of memories together.  Do you remember that time we hit that gut shot royal on the river to beat quads? That poor guy almost had a heart attack. I just feel like we have been spending to much time together lately and im feeling a bit smothered.  I just don’t play well enough to keep ahead of you and the rake.  I know we will see each other again soon. We have never been able to stay apart for to long but I think it would be good for us to see other people.  Why don’t you visit with that guy who called my 20bb reshove with 4/5 off. You know the one you let hit the wheel on the river? He seemed nice and I think you guys would get along great.  I just want you to be happy and I think you would be happier with someone else. Im just to nitty for you and you deserve better. You are a wonderful person and Im not saying there is anything wrong with you just that we dont work well together. I hope you understand.

 

Mark cry

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May 27, 2014 - 1:58 am
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Just when i thought you were done with me you decide to remind me who is boss.

6 tournaments played. First 5 you cripple me or put me out on the river when im a 90% or greater favorite to win. And the last one you decide im not allowed to win a flip when we are down to 5 players. From chip leader to out in 4 hands. 

All the profit from yesterday gone like a fart in the wind. I do not like your attitude madam. I do not like it at all. 

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June 1, 2014 - 6:53 pm
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Yep i guess we are starting this month the same as the last 5.  I understand the math and that it really isnt that far out of the norm to have an extended period of “bad luck” but im one suckout away from becoming a rigtard.

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June 27, 2014 - 8:00 am
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Yeah, madame variance can be such a bitch at times… And right when you think you can't take it anymore she puts in a nice run or two, so you'll get back to her like a good little dog. Gotta admit that happened to me more than once, and I still can't leave her alone (well, so does she).

My general advice on the topic would be to try an affair with someone else.
Like the sexy content videos at TPE, less tables at a time, or a break/small vacation, spending time with something/someone totally not related to poker. Don't let her break your heart.

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