So I was playing a bunch Saturday and endured what can only be described as an epic series of coolers in a tournament. I sat at my desk and complained rather loudly, such so that my wife heard me. The response I got back from here was “You can't teach Fluffy to stop crapping on the carpet by changing his name to Stupid”. I just thought that was really funny from someone with nothing invested in the game, and so very spot on. Funny where inspiration comes from some days.